Ah! Oh my gosh. This man is so fantastically, charmingly insane.

Everyone just go to his website. Just go. OMG A LINK! I think it might be the best website I've ever seen. NO JOKE. Too bad he didn't rate everything in the world. <3, Jessy.

Chad Vader

I lolled.

Barack Roll

Check out the sweet moves, people. McCain would break his old man hips if he even thought about groovin' like Obama. :D

Chemistry is awesome.

I know a certain someone is always going on about Physics this, Physics that, but Chemistry is pretty cool too! Am I right?

Is it in you?

It was in me!

OK, now, before we go any further, you have to make a pact with me not to be grossed out. We cool? We cool.

OK, now that those other losers have left, we can get on with the relation of the fantastic experience that happened today.

So, some of you may be familiar with my car, Marcus Garvey (bless his little heart). Now, I love him to death, but since he's black, with a black leather interior, when I try to save gas by driving with my windows up, I occasionally die of heatstroke. Today, as rivers of sweat coursed down my body, and I floated down the road in Marcus' spacious interior, a revelation came to me. If the men and women dying for our country on Arrakis can drink their own sweat,

You shut your mouth and listen!

It was delicious. Now I know why the Fremen use those stillsuits, not to conserve water, but to enjoy that delicious beverage. If they bottled this, I would drink it. It had a subtle flavor, like a sweet lemony citrus fruit, but it was also faintly salty, serving to accent the sweetness. I can see myself in the not too distant future, taking a long swig from my catchpockets and sighing with relief. Then I ride a Sandworm and kill a dude with a Crysknife. Awesome.