SPAMALOT

Today I'd like to talk about Spam. Not SPAM, the pseudo-food in a can. Spam in my Gmail 'Spam' folder. I've been going through it lately, unsubscribing from things, whittling down the spam I get day so that the messages number in the dozens, not hundreds (eeep!). Now, I mostly get those excellent 419 scams about people on their death-bed, wanting to send me millions of dollars. Thanks, but no thanks, exiled queen of Benin. Today, however, I get this wonderful graphic in my Spam folder. It's better than 1,000 Eagle Gate College infomercials. Behold:
A DETECTIVE AND A SCIENTIST?! NO WAY. I can investigate crime scenes? Just like the people on the teevee?! Sign me up, spammers, sign me up!