The Inappropriate Bishop Higgins is a new favorite blog for me to frequent.
Here's an excerpt:
Question: Bishop, why aren't there very many famous Mormon ventriloquists?
Answer: If you were going to ask me, why aren't there any famous Mormon strippers, I would have a really good answer for you. But ventriloquists? You got me there. But if I had to guess, I'd say it's because that person might feel some guilt about where he has to place his hand in order for that puppet to perform.
OR
This week's 498th least popular sin
Telling a girl you're trying to impress that you have your own shark tank and taking her to Sea World and then getting there early and covering up the Sea-World sign with one of your own that says, "Nathan's super awesome shark that he bought with his own money"
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