How educational!

I'll kick you in the guanacas

The Inappropriate Bishop Higgins is a new favorite blog for me to frequent.

Here's an excerpt:

Question: Bishop, why aren't there very many famous Mormon ventriloquists?

Answer: If you were going to ask me, why aren't there any famous Mormon strippers, I would have a really good answer for you. But ventriloquists? You got me there. But if I had to guess, I'd say it's because that person might feel some guilt about where he has to place his hand in order for that puppet to perform.

OR

This week's 498th least popular sin

Telling a girl you're trying to impress that you have your own shark tank and taking her to Sea World and then getting there early and covering up the Sea-World sign with one of your own that says, "Nathan's super awesome shark that he bought with his own money"

THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW CUTE THIS IS.

I HOPE MY CAPSLOCK ADEQUATELY EXPRESSES THE JOY THIS HAS PROVIDED ME.

NOT RIGHT NOW, DERRICK.

FOR YOUR HEALTH..

HAve some videos:














ALSO HOORAY. YOU COME HOME IN THREE MONTHS EXACTLY!


<3
AnDie.

I love you

BECAUSE I WILL PROBABLY FORGET HERE ARE MY TWO FAVORITE WEBSITES TO FREQUENT:


My Life is Average

AND

Average Cats

Well, here you go.

<3, Jessy